The priests of BAAL
| Gaius Stern, Pontifex Maximus | Ryan Devine, praetor of things Trash | Darwin Fu |
| Jogesh Raut | Al Lin | David Farris, praetor of algebra, geometry, and cheap eats |
| Steve Gallucci, quaestor | Ben Stern, reluctant dentist | Tim Pepper |
| Sean Cole | David Farris | Rachel Barclay |
| Michael Weintraub | Ross S. Ritterman, Megas Logothetes |
Note for intelligent readers: Yes, we realize we are the priests of a Carthaginian God, but our chief priest has a Roman bridge-builder's title... if only he had some training in history!!! (Actually, Gaius holds a PhD in History from UC Berkeley)